Milk: Asian Petite Kittens or Asian Spilling Their Massive Breast

I am old fashion when it comes to women, but I am modern enough to know the line and these days, calling women “Kittens” is just way out of line and a really bad insult to women’s liberation movements and also to more modern women who are often very liberated.

But who does not like a good joke and yes, some women still dress up as “Kittens” to arose a man she likes, lol, but let’s turn to some jokes, and here are some “Cat and Kittens Jokes.

Q: How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning herself? A. She’s smoking a cigarette.

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? A: A terrified postman!

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens? A: a meowntain Q: When is a lion not a lion? A: When he turns into his cage!

Q: Why don’t cats like online shopping? A: They prefer a cat-alogue.

Q: Why are cats so good at video games? A: Because they have nine lives! Q: What do you call a flying cat? A: I’m-paws-sible.

Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? A: I’m paw! Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? A: She had a litter of mittens.

Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother’s sister? A: An aunt-eater! Q: Who are cats going to vote for in November? A: Hillary Kitten.

Q: Why shouldn’t you kidnap the kitten, Keanu? A: Because curiousity killed the cat burglar. Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? A: Kitty Perry

Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left? A: None, because they were copycats! Hell yeah I’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon? A: A car-pet Q: What do tigers wear in bed? A: Stripey pyjamas! Q: Why did the cat wear a dress? A: She was feline fine.

Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? A: The purrpatrator. Q: How do you get a wet pussy? A: Put it in the shower.

Q: Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge? A: Because it turns “ice” into “mice”! Q: What is smarter than a talking cat? A: A spelling bee!

Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer? A: To keep an eye on the mouse!

Q: What is the most breathless thing on television? A: The Pink Panter Show!

Q: What did the cat say when he lost his toys? A: You got to be kitten me. Q: What is a cat’s favorite color? A: Purrrple!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo? A: A stripey jumper! Q: What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat? A: A peeping tom.

Q: What did the alien say to the cat? A: Take me to your litter.

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A: A sourpuss! Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army? A: They both wear stripes!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A: A stripey sweater! Q: Why is the desert lion everyone’s favorite at Christmas? A: Because he has sandy claws!

Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? A: ‘Pleased to eat you.’!

Q: Do you want to hear a bad cat joke? A: Just kitten.

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? A: Frostbite! Q: What is a French cat’s favorite pudding? A: Chocolate mousse!

Q: What looks like half a cat? A: The other half! Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? A: ‘Claws.’

Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger? A: A stri-ped!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A: A stripey sweater!

Q: What do you call a cat that wears make up? A: Glamourpuss.

Q: What do cats like to read? A: Cat-alogues!

  1. What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A. A Furrari.

Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? A: ‘Pleased to eat you.’!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? A: Frostbite!

Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? A: Bad Blood.

Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? A: Purrr-suasive. Q: What do you call a cat who just ate a duck? A: a duck-filled platy puss.

Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? A: ‘Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.’

Q: What is a lion’s favorite food? A: Baked beings! Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian? A: He felt funny!

Q: What’s striped and bouncy? A: A tiger on a pogo stick! Q: What is the cat’s favorite TV show? A: The evening mews!

Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? A: Smack a lion!

Q: What is a cat’s favorite dance move? A: The Purr-colator.

Q: Why was the cat scared of the tree? A: Because of its bark.

Q: What do you feed an invisible cat? A: Evaporated milk.

Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing taxi cabs!

Q: How is cat food sold? A: Usually purr can!

Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A: A tiger moth!

Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? A: ‘Let us prey.’

Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have? A: A catastrophe!

Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China? A: Chairman Miaow!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree? A: A cat-a-logue!

Q: What do you call a cat race? A: A meowathon.

Q: Why did the cat get pulled over by the police? A: Because it “littered”

Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim? A: An octopuss!

Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross? A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Q: When the cat’s away…..? A: The house smells better!

Q: What is a cats favorite vegetable? A: As-purr-agus.

Q: Did you know that cats designed the great pyramids of Giza? A: It was all drawn out on paw-pyrus.

Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a frog? A: A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!

Q: Did you hear about the passenger who had to be escorted off the airplane? A: She let the cat out of the bag.

Q: Why are cats so good at video games? A: Because they have nine lives!

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